Your Horoscope for Today - Weird Al Yankovic - MP3 instrumental karaoke

"Your Horoscope for Today" is a satirical track by Weird Al Yankovic, featured on his 1999 album Running with Scissors. Written by Weird Al Yankovic, the song parodies the upbeat, frenetic style of ska-punk, drawing influence from bands like Reel Big Fish. The track humorously presents exaggerated and absurd horoscopes for each zodiac sign, combining Weird Al Yankovic’s signature wit with rapid-fire delivery and high-energy brass instrumentation typical of the ska genre. Released as part of an album that includes other iconic parodies like "The Saga Begins," this track stands out for its clever commentary on the often dubious nature of horoscopes. Musically, "Your Horoscope for Today" is packed with upbeat rhythms, lively horns, and quick-paced lyrics, making it both a fun and biting critique of astrological predictions. Though it wasn’t released as a single, the song remains a fan favorite, showcasing Weird Al Yankovic’s ability to blend humor with sharp musical pastiche.