Funky Cold Medina Karaoke - Tone Lōc

This title is a cover of Funky Cold Medina as made famous by Tone Lōc

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

In the same key as the original: Gm

Release date: 1989
Genres: Rap & Hip-Hop, In English
Songwriter: Marvin Bruce Young
Composer: Anthony Terrell Smith
Original songwriter: Matt William Dike, Michael Lawrence Ross

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Lyrics Funky Cold Medina

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
When they know that
I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy why you so fly? he said Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the
Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog
In my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina pal
I went up to this girl she said hi my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said I'd like a drink
I said mmm ok I'll go get it
Then a couple of sips she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out I don't fool around with no
Oscar Meyer Wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the
Funky Cold Medina
You know ain't no plans with a man
This is the eighties and I'm down with the ladies ya know?
Break it down
Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on the love connection
The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the
Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what
I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our wedding
I said wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'? that Medina's a monster y'all
Funky Cold Medina

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