H.Y.C.Y.Bh Karaoke - Tom Cardy

This title is a cover of H.Y.C.Y.Bh as made famous by Tom Cardy

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

In the same key as the original: Cm, C♯m


Release date: 2021
Genres: Comedy, Dance, Pop, In English

All files available for download are reproduced tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics H.Y.C.Y.Bh

When my roommate comes into the room lookin' for his car keys
I don't say it yet
And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions
I don't say it yet
And then when he says out loud
I wonder where my car keys are
I still don't say it
But then he asks me
Do you know where my car keys are
I look at him in his face and I say
Have you checked your butthole
I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me you better check up that butthole
Of course I'm not serious
I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
But a funny thing to say to someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
When I see the best man start to sweat
I don't say it yet
When I see that little ring bearer cunt gettin' yelled at by his mum
Oh I still don't say it
When I see the groom askin' the vicar if they can wait just another fifteen minutes
I do not say it
And when the father of the bride starts organizin' an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
I want to but I do not say it
It's the eleventh hour
With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
He says that they've misplaced the rings
Could anyone possibly know where they are
I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say
Have you checked your butthole
I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring
And by ring I mean butthole
Love is patient, love is kind but if you ask me where you can find
Literally anything you've lost before
I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
Is it up your butthole
Have you checked up your butthole
Check your anus
I think it's stuck up your ass
Oh my God I'm so sorry
Of course, my condolences
Yeah yeah
What are you looking for
Have you checked your butthole
Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
Oh I fuckin' got you
My family hate me
This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
Fuckin' worth it baby

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