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Cool Patrol Karaoke - Ninja Sex Party

This title is a cover of Cool Patrol as made famous by Ninja Sex Party

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Same as the original tempo: 130 BPM

In the same key as the original: B♭m

Duration: 03:17 - Preview at: 01:33

EXPLICIT LYRICS

Release date: 2016
Genres: Pop, In English
Composers: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht

All files available for download are reproduced tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics Cool Patrol

Yo Ninja Brian
You see that high schooler over there gettin' pushed around
This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol
Hey kid
You're gettin' picked on in school
The other boys they say you just ain't cool
Well that's bullshit
We're gonna teach you the rules
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
We are the bad boys from the tough side of town
We are the Cool Patrol
We'll turn your life around
Those bullies
Their ass is done for now
We're gonna show you how so fuckin' listen y'all, first
You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
Now put your hands in your pockets and take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
Wee
You get all that kid
That wasn't actually very helpful
That was just like an instructional dance
Hell yeah
Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
You're sendin' all them shits a message
There's a new king in class
When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
They are your bitches
They are your bitches because
You put your hands in the air
You put your hands in the air and then stick out your rear end and then stick out your rear end
And then you wiggle it real hard
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend and you hug your closest friend
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
Now rub the peanut butter on
Now rub the peanut butter on you from your head to your feet you from your head to your feet
And cover up your nudity with
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats different cheeses and meats
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
Cool break
Alright
This is cool
Cough cough, 'scuse me
Hey I have an idea
Let's kick it
Wooh
You put your hands in the air
You put your hands in the air and grab a bird from the sky and grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced your vision's enhanced
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
You're basically a superhero
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
You're basically a superhero now so throw some cars now so throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars together and set fire to Mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance
Your training is complete
Now go show those fuckers who's boss
Okay
Hey guys listen up
You put your hands in the
Oh God
Aw he might
He might actually be dead

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