Detachable Penis Karaoke - King Missile

This title is a cover of Detachable Penis as made famous by King Missile

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Tempo: variable (around 111 BPM)

In the same key as the original: C♯m

Duration: 03:25 - Preview at: 00:51

EXPLICIT LYRICS

Release date: 1992
Genres: Rock, Comedy, Alternative, In English
Composers: Roger Murdoch, John Hall, Dave Rick, Chris Yetos

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Lyrics Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again

This happens all the time

It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time

I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble

Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then

I go to a party

Get drunk and the next morning

I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it

First I looked around in my apartment and

I couldn't find it

So I called up the place where the party was

They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cos for some reason

I leave it there sometimes

But not this time

So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party but they were no help either

I was starting to get desperate

I really don't like being without my penis for too long

It makes me feel like less of a man and

I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone

I could think of

I was starting to get very depressed so

I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down

Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street

I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven

Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him

He wanted twenty-two bucks but I talked him down to seventeen

I took it home

Washed it off and put it back on

I was happy again

Complete

People sometimes tell me

I should get it permanently attached but

I don't know

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass

I like having a detachable penis

Detachable penis

Detachable

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Detachable Penis Karaoke - King Missile

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