Absolute Cunt of a Day Karaoke - Kevin Bloody Wilson

This title is a cover of Absolute Cunt of a Day as made famous by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Tempo: variable (around 170 BPM)

In the same key as the original: E, F, G, A

The song begins a cappella

Duration: 03:10 - Preview at: 01:22

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Release date: 2004
Genres: Comedy, In English
Original songwriter: Dennis Vincent Bryant

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Lyrics Absolute Cunt of a Day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

Everything that could go did go wrong

So if I'm allowed to use the word Cunt in a song

Had an absolute cunt of a day

Started as a fart in bed

Well it started as a fart but I shit me-self instead

And the fuckin' missus goin' off her fuckin' head

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

And runnin' to the dunny like a bastard

Tryin' to hold it in with me finger up me arse and

Skiddin' past the kids and them little cunts are laughin'

Had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

Everything that could go did go wrong

So if I'm allowed to use the word Cunt in a song

Had an absolute cunt of a day

No hot water

Had to take a cold shower

Scrubbin' shit from every orifice took a fuckin' hour

Then fuck, fuck, fuck

No fuckin' towels

Had an absolute cunt of a day

Pullin' on my jeans and tripped

Busted me nose and split me fuckin' lip

And then got me cock caught in me fuckin' zip

I've had an absolute cunt of a day, help me

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

Everything that could go did go wrong

So if I'm allowed to use the word Cunt in a song

Had an absolute cunt of a day

Then drivin' me-self to the doc's

Packet of tissues wrapped around me cock

Not a good time to get stopped by the cops

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

The bastards didn't even let me explain

Just cuffed me up and hauled me off to jail

No fuckin' phone call

No fuckin' bail

I've had an absolute cunt of a day, you turn

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

Everything that could go did go wrong

So if I'm allowed to use the word Cunt in a song

Had an absolute cunt of a day

So your honor that's how it is

That's exactly how it started and how it ended up here

And you bastards laughin' ain't makin' it any easier

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

And I'm in too much fuckin' pain to plead

And I don't give a fuck if you don't believe me

Just take me out the back and fuckin' shoot me please

I've had an absolute cunt of a day

Everything that could go did go wrong

So if I'm allowed to use the word Cunt in a song

Had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a

Just another one of them

Absolute cunt of a days

Yes

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Absolute Cunt of a Day Karaoke - Kevin Bloody Wilson

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