Ain't No Branches on My Family Tree Karaoke - Keifer Thompson

This title is a cover of Ain't No Branches on My Family Tree as made famous by Keifer Thompson

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Same as the original tempo: 118 BPM

In the same key as the original: C

Duration: 03:18 - Preview at: 02:12

Release date: 2024
Genres: Country, In English
Original songwriter: Darrion Keith Thompson

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Lyrics Ain't No Branches on My Family Tree

I heard about this thing called Twenty-Three and Me
Got me thinkin' 'bout my ancestry
So l ordered up the kit
Spit in the cup
Popped it in the mail
Hopped back in my truck
I got to my trailer and walked inside
Before I could chug a beer and yell roll tide
The results came in l thought Well man that was quick
I thought there'd be a tree with branches
It looked more like a stick
Both sides of my family had the same last name
It didn't add up but might explain a few things
My brother was born with three eyes and two toes
A Fu-Man-Shu and a nose with no holes
Yeah there ain't no branches on my family tree
We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be 'cos there ain't no branches on my family tree
Well my sister is my cousin and my step-mom too
My daddy is my daddy's uncle twice removed
My Granny always told me that I kiss the best
She pulls her teeth out and rubs her gums on my neck
Brrr
I learned the ways of love from a blue ribbon sheep
I love the way he licks that peanut butter off of me
Yeah there ain't no branches on my family tree
We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be 'cos there ain't no branches on my family tree
Yeah the gene pool's thin 'cos we're all kin
We brush a tooth 'cos we can't brush teeth
Yeah there ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family tree

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