High as F%#k Karaoke - Jon Lajoie

This title is a cover of High as F%#k as made famous by Jon Lajoie

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Tempo: variable (around 141 BPM)

In the same key as the original: E

Duration: 02:56 - Preview at: 00:48

EXPLICIT LYRICS

Release date: 2009
Genres: Comedy, In English
Original songwriter: Jonathan Lajoie

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Lyrics High as F%#k

Have you ever watched the sun go down and you're thinkin' 'bout the world spinnin' 'round
Have you ever been high as fuck
You're in the bathroom mirror talkin' to yourself and your dog's lookin' at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck
Then you feel your heart pumpin' really fast and you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say That's fucked up
Why do the chickens have human arms
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go in the store but you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walkin' home and your mouth is dry
You should've bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinkin' about ketchup chips and for some reason the game Battleship
And you start thinkin' about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when you were a kid
And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say Guess what
I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so you go on eBay and you do a search
But people don't sell porcupines on the internet
And you say You know what world
You've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck

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