Mic check one two
Who would-a knew
Who'd-a known
Fuck what a story
Motherfucker comes out
Sells a couple of million records
And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I don't do black music
I don't do white music
I make fight music for high school kids
Put lives at risk when
I drive like this
I put wives at risk with a knife like this
Shit you probably think
I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down waitin' to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face
What now
Oh you want me to watch my mouth
How
Take my fuckin' eyeballs out and turn 'em around
I'll burn your fuckin' house down, circle around and hit the hydrant so you can't put your burning furniture out
I'm sorry there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked
Fuck that, take drugs
Rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs
Men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up
Get a sense of humor
Quit tryin' to censor music
This is for your kid's amusement
But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You should have been watchin' him
Apparently you ain't parents
'Cos I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
So who's bringin' the guns in this country
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week I seen a
Schwarzenegger movie where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
I see these three little kids up in the front row
Screamin' "Go" with their seventeen year-old Uncle
I'm like guidance
Ain't they got the same moms and dads who got mad when
I asked if they liked violence
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your twelve year-old daughter to wear
So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words when his bus driver's screamin' at him
Fuckin' him up worse
And fuck was the first word
I ever learned
Up in the third grade
Flippin' the gym teacher the bird
So read up 'bout how
I used to get beat up
Peed on, be on free lunch and change school every three months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night
Ike
So how much easier would life be if nineteen million motherfuckers grew to be just like me
'Cos I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I
Have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth do I
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt shooby-de-doo-wap
Skibbidy-be-bop
Uh Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono skis horses and hittin' some trees
How many retards'll listen to me
And run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at a teacher
Her, him
Is it you is it them
Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again
Damn
How much damage can you do with a pen
Man I'm just as fucked up as you would have been
If you would have been in my shoes who would have thought
Slim Shady would be somethin' that you would have bought
That would have made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it
I ain't know if you'd do it or not
'Cos I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
How the fuck was I supposed to know
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