Numbers Karaoke - Bobby Bare

This title is a cover of Numbers as made famous by Bobby Bare

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Tempo: variable (around 129 BPM)

In the same key as the original: G

Duration: 05:02 - Preview at: 02:55

Release date: 1981
Genres: Country, In English
Composer: Shel Silverstein

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Lyrics Numbers

I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine

When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind

Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine

On a scale of one to ten

I'd give her a nine

Now on my scale there ain't no ten's you know

Nine is about as far as any chick can go

So I flashed her a smile but she didn't even look at me

So for brains and good judgement

I'd give her a three

I said hey sweet thing you look like a possible eight

You and me could make eighteen if your head's on straight

She looked up and down my perfect frame

And said these words that burned into my perfect brain

She said well another one of those macho-matician men

Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten

Oh now you give me an eight well that's a generous thing to do

Now let's just see just how much I give you

She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers jive

Your style makes me smile

I give it a five

When you walked up

I noticed that suit of yours

It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four

And that must be your car parked out on the curb

That sixty-nine homemade convertible a three and a third

Now as for that build

I guess you're less than five

Except for your pot belly

I'd give that a ten for size

That wine you're pourin' might be fine to you

But I'm used to fine champagne

I give it a two

It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth

I give it a six, you could use some dental work

But It's your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh

It may be a ten to these country hens

But to me, a three and a half

And there really ain't much

To add once the subtraction's done

And since there ain't no zeroes

I give you a one

And she walked out while up and down the line

The whole bar was laughin' said' Bare

What happened to your nine

Nine says I hell soon as she started to talk I knew

She didn't have no class

I barely gave her a two

Yeah no matter how good they look at first

There's flaws in all of them

That's why on a scale

Of ten to one friend there ain't no tens

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