D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Karaoke - Billy Connolly

This title is a cover of D.I.V.O.R.C.E. as made famous by Billy Connolly

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In the same key as the original: G

Release date: 1975
Genres: Comedy, Folk, In English
Original songwriter: Bobby Braddock, Curly Putman

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Lyrics D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any damn kid
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm
These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight and then both of them bit me
And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
She shouted "Get him Rover" and he jumped over and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me a
Well I'm telling you that was my cue to get O.F.F.-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.
Oh yes his
Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away
That's why I spell out all of these words so as my dog can't hear
Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer
Oh yes I must admit my dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer

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