The Whole Being Dead Thing Karaoke - Beetlejuice (musical)

This title is a cover of The Whole Being Dead Thing as made famous by Beetlejuice (musical)

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

In the same key as the original: F♯m, F♯, Gm, G, A♭, Fm

Release date: 2019
Genres: Musicals & Broadway, Pop, In English
Original songwriter: Eddie Perfect

All files available for download are reproduced tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics The Whole Being Dead Thing

Hey, folks
Begging your pardon eh
'Scuse me
Sorry to barge in
Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
You know
Being dead thing
You're doomed
Enjoy the singing
The sword of Damocles is swinging
And if I hear your cell phone ringing
I'll kill you myself
The whole being dead thing
Death can get a person stressed
We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em
I can show you what comes next
So don't be freaked
Stay in your seats
I do this bullshit like eight times a week
So just relax
You'll be fine
Drink your fifty dollar wine
And take a breath, huuuh
Welcome to a show about death
You're gonna be fine on the other side
You're all gonna die
You're all gonna die
I'll be your guide to the other side
Oh and full disclosure it's a show about death
Everybody gets on fine here
Like Rodgers, Hart and Hammerstein here
The women's bathroom has no line here
Just pee where you want
The whole being dead thing
You're just gonna love the folks here
Yeah I know you're woke but you can take a joke here
And every show I do like, a ton of coke here
The whole hhhhhh hah!
The whole being dead thing
Nobody is bullet-proof
I work out, I eat clean
Jesus, pass the
Time to face the brutal truth
'Cos we're all on a hit list
Might not live 'till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that's just statistics
So take a little break here
Kinda like a wake here
The scenery is fake here
But there's a giant snake here
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Welcome to a show about death
You're gonna be fine
Thank you
On the other side
How you doin'?
Oh not good
Ba be ba be bo boo bap bop
I'll be your guide to the other side
Seriously though this is a show about
Death is taboo but it's hardly something new
There's nothing medical professionals could do 'cept maybe just bill you
If you die while listening to this album
It's still gonna keep playing
There's no destiny or fate
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
And on a certain date the Universe kills you
That's the thing with life
No one makes it out alive
Toss that body in the pit
Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic
Blah-blah, Bible
Jesus magic
When you're dead who gives a shit
No pilates, no more yoga
Namaste you freakin' posers
From the cradle to cremation
Death just needs a little conversation
I have mastered the art of tearing convention apart
So how about we all make a start on the whole being dead thing
God I hope you're ready for a show about death

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